NIGERIA DECIDES

Dear diary,

Eku ipalemo election ooo...

How are you faring this election period? It's only a few hours left until Nigerians decide who will lead the country for the next four years. Are you ready to vote? I hope you have your Permanent voters card and you are ready to make your voice heard. While we count down to #NigeriaDecides, let's take a look at some of the words that have lost meaning to a lot of people because of how they've been overused.

The masses: the masses this! The masses that! If I didn't know any better, I would have thought it was a family name in one village setting like that in a Nollywood movie. The masses, which in dictionary terms refers to 'ordinary people' has been overused such that even first class citizens that may never experience (even in their dreams) what the real masses are going through are also claiming masses. *sigh*

The North: at first, I thought it was stories about Kanye's daughter, North, making the rounds as usual but I was wrong. Since this election brouhaha, the north had gained more publicity than it had during the days of bombings and unrest. While some people have been using the north to score cheap political points, others have made the north the butt of their jokes in recent times. Some people talk about the north as if it's one island in Mars that they'll never have anything to do with. I hope when it hits home, you'll remember that the 'north' is in your own country, right under your very nose. 

Permanent voters card (PVC):  it sounds like a pass for a cool kids club. People put up pictures of their PVC's on Instagram and twitter with captions like: #GotmyPVC #readytovote #ilookcutetho #Fyngyalnopimples #Okbye i understand that it's a way of encouraging people to go get theirs but I hope these people actually make use of the card tomorrow. That's the only reason it was made, not for likes on instagram.

Violence: Everyone is talking about it. So many hashtags on one word; #sayNOtoviolence  #Peacenotviolence e.t.c. The irony of it is that some of the people trending the hashtags are also inciting violence with their words such that you have to ask yourself "errr.. What does violence mean again?!"

Election: well that's the business on ground at the moment. It is the reason you are reading this post. I agree it has to be over flogged but people are taking it to far. To a child, Election now sounds like a big party where celebrities are coming to perform, like an event where there'll be paparazzi's and all. Don't get it twisted, it's the act of choosing someone for a public office by voting. Start sensitizing the young ones on it's importance now so they'll be fully aware of their rights once it's their turn to vote.

Change: this particular word has to be the unanimous winner. Until November last year, the word Change didn't mean anything out of the ordinary, it was just a regular word used when you wanted your balance of transport fare paid to the conductor of a Danfo in Lagos. All that has changed now. Ask anybody, I mean turn to the person seated next to you and ask "what word has been used the most during this election period?" Yeah, your guess is as good as mine. One thing I'm sure of is that there'll be change when the results are announced. I just hope it'll be change for good.

Stock up: this one just came in last minute. People keep shouting "stock up! Buy stuff! You don't want to go hungry." and you have to remind them that it's just an election and not the Third World War. 

There you have it ladies et gents, hopefully these words would return to their actual meanings when this election season is over. Please go out and vote tomorrow, may the best man win. Don't lord your opinions over anyone. One man, one vote! 

"To keep Nigeria one, is a task that must be done!"

Pic credit: my able BBM contacts :)

P.S: please share if there are other words you feel have been overused.

3RD BLOGGIVERSARY

Dear diary,

On March 15, 2012, I published my first post on this blog; The Man in the mirror. I was quite skeptical about what the response would be like until someone said to me 2 days later, "madam blogger, I like your post o" lol. 89 posts later and it's our 3rd Bloggiversary. Thank you for reading my posts these past 3 years. Your comments (criticisms and words of encouragement) only made the blog better. I know the posts have not been as frequent as they ought to be in recent times but that would change in a little while. I hope to do more in the coming years, God willing.

Meanwhile, to celebrate this year's Bloggiversary is a poem titled, A man for all seasons. It's about a girl having different men in her life for all the wrong reasons. Enjoy!

A man for all seasons 

She has a man for attending family weddings

Another, for the annual thanksgivings 

She tells whoever cares to hear, "he's my bestie!"

And they smile in pity for the guy in the friend zone 

She needs a man to stand up for her;

To fight for her and to let her sit

She needs a man to sit down with her;

To remind her of her blue eyes and white teeth

She wants the man that others desire

Just so she could raise their jealous eyebrow

She knows it may end up in a quagmire 

Who cares? Unlike them, she's highbrow

She needs a man for comfort

For the days of weather for two

She needs the other to make the effort 

For the tubers and grains she'll chew

So many men in her life yet no courtship

To fulfill the desires her heart chimes 

She's not yet ready for a relationship

But the wait for Mr right can be tiring sometimes.

Of all the men she's known

she could have married one

But why stick to him alone

when you can have four?

Just like there are different seasons

For each time of the year

She needs a man to give her reasons

To never shed a tear

Photo credit: Google images

Are you still wondering why I had to use a picture of Lynxxx? Hello! It's Lynxxx! ;) 

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY