That the soundtrack of a movie can tell you the whole story.
That you can carry a hair-do for 20 yrs.
That you can actually get hit by a parked vehicle.
That the wife of a poor skinny man is always fat.
That all mother-in-laws’ are wicked and evil.
That a poor farmer can afford brazilian hair.
That when a couple can’t have a male child it’s the woman’s fault.
That the native doctors are always poorer than those they make rich.
That witches must always laugh during their meetings.
That once someone is poisoned the person must scream, cough and then die.
That all kidnappers stay in uncompleted buildings.
That you can cry foe 1 hr without tears coming out of your eyes.
That all long-bearded men are always evil.
That you can hear a Nokia ringtone from a Blackberry phone.
That you can shoot someone on the leg and then blood will come out of the mouth.
That once a woman vomits, she‘s pregnant.
That an actor does not die…. If he dies, his ghost must appear in part 2.
That all poor people drink Garri and the rich people drink juice.
That mad people always like bread.
That a ghost must look left and right before crossing the road.
That poisoned food always tests better.
That all the village elders wear the same cloth everyday.
That you can cry with only one eye.
That you can watch someone travel from Lagos to Ibadan.
That you can actually SKYPE using a calabash filled with water. *LAUGHS OUT LOUD*……
I do hope you enjoyed it. Now its time for you to make me laugh, What has NollyWood taught YOU???? Stop looking back, I’m talking to you…yes you!!!.
GRACIAS.
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